laugh of the day

i was watching an episode of SOUTHPARK..and i've forgotten how much this scene made me laugh already.

Mr.Garrison's dad,was confused about mr garrison being sad and down because he didn't molest mr garrison when he was young!(crazy and stupid,i know,but that's southpark!).Ya laaa,a dad molesting his own son is totally wrong right!

Mr. Garrison:	I have a lot of demons that I need to face, father. I need to know some things.
Mr. Garrison Sr.:	Uh, okay, like what?
Mr. Garrison:	Alright, alright, let's just cut right to it! [sighs] I've come to ask you about the sexual abuse, dad!
Mr. Garrison Sr.:	What??
Mr. Garrison:	I have to know why! Right here and now—we're gonna talk about this!
Mr. Garrison Sr.:	What the hell are you talking about?! I never sexually abused you!
Mr. Garrison:	I know! I wanna know why not?!
Mr. Garrison Sr.:	WHAT??
Mr. Garrison:	Was it that I was ugly?!
Mr. Garrison Sr.:	Oh, my God! [turns around]
Mr. Garrison:	I wasn't good enough for you! Was that it, dad?!
Mr. Garrison Sr.:	Well, NO!! [walks awwy, but his son rushes up to grab him]
Mr. Garrison:	Sure, you can go off and screw any whore on Wyland Street, but when it came to your own son you were just too busy! [runs off crying. Mr. Garrison Sr. can only express shock.]

So,his dad went to ask his friends' opinion in this bar.he asked his friends,"would you have sex with your own son,to save his life?"

Here's the script.(you can actually download southpark scripts!!i just knew it,how great!!)

Mr. Garrison Sr.:	Well, can I ask you guys a difficult question?
Patron 1:	Absolutely.
Patron 2:	Of course.
Patron 4:	Yeah, man.
Patron 5:	Come on, Garrison!
Mr. Garrison Sr.:	Alright. Would you have sex with your son to save his life? [the others ponder the question]
Patron 2:	…Oh, this is one of them Scruples questions, ain't it?
Patron 1:	Nono, I got a better one: Would you have sex with your mother… to save your father's life?
Patrons:	[wondering] Wooo, yeah.
Patron 2:	Oh, like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'll shoot him"?
Patron 1:	Yeah.
Patron 2:	Oh, that's a tough one.
Patron 3:	Hmmm.
Mr. Garrison Sr.:	No no wait, uh, you don't understand.
Blond:	How about if someone made you have sex with your mother and father to save your own life?
Patrons:	No, no, no way. No.
Patron 6:	But if it was to save my mother's life, uh-I think I would have to have sex with my father.
Patron 7:	Yeup.
Patron 8:	Me, too.
Patron 9:	Well, I think that goes without saying.
Mr. Garrison Sr.:	Weh actually, I'm just… talking about a… son.
Patron 8:	Well, pesonally, I would have sex with my son to save to save my mother's life. It depends, uh- how big a gun are we talkin' here?
Mr. Garrison Sr.:	Uh, he doesn't have a gun.
Blond:	The father doesn't have a gun?
Mr. Garrison Sr.:	No! Nobody's got a gun!
Patron 3:	I think if someone said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'm gonna kill your son," but he didn't have a gun, I wouldn't do it
Patron 2:	He could have a knife, though.
Patron 1:	Yeah.
Patron 3:	Sure.
Patron 1:	Yeah, a knife.
Bartender:	If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you," …I would have sex with myself. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!*rolling on the floor laughing!!*